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The Most Stupid Book Titles Ever

An odd fact I’ve noticed about my blog is that my posts about stupidity rate as highly as my posts about books and publishing. So I thought. Why not combine these two popular post topics into one? Hence, today’s offering. Books and abject stupidity. Now I’m sure you’ll all be rushing off to Amazon or your local book store immediately after reading this in search of these absolute classic books.

 

Scouts In Bondage

Tie me up with your woggle! Please!

How To Avoid Huge Ships

But crashing into smaller ones is ok?

Pygmy Love Queen

Pygmy parachutists? Yeah!

Cheese Problems

Thank goodness. At last!

Burning My Bush

Ouch. Must have hurt.

DIY Coffins

Oh I love saving a few bucks!

How To Write Book

A book! A book! A book idiot!

Invisible Dick

Yes. Discreet is good.

drummerdick

No comment

Farting Zen

No naked flames please

games you can play with your pussy

Lots of fun I'm sure!

cooking with pooh

I really prefer carrots!

Lesbian Horses

Um, did I read that right?

Dog hair

And cat hair for a sequel?

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8 comments

  1. Pri

    My roommate says,’That’s what you get for giving people Freedom of Speech!!’ :)

  2. Rebecca Emin

    What a brilliant post! The covers did make me laugh, but the captions even more so!
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  3. mooderino

    I had no idea you could get lesbian horses. I’m off to hunt these books down.

    mood
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  4. Jack Eason

    “The Zen of Farting” boggles the mind. Pass the baked beans quick!

    As for “Cooking with Pooh”…

    :D Priceless mate
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  5. Ellai

    Actually, I had fun reading these book titles and even want some more…LOL…
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  6. Isabella King

    I laughed :D

    Cooking with Pooh would make a great present for my culinary challenged sister.

  7. Kenneth Hoss

    Priceless! I knew a Skipper in the Navy that could have used “How to avoid Huge Ships”. LOL!

    I think my ex had “Cooking with Pooh”. I usually had to do all of the cooking. :D
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  8. Kelly

    I have Cooking With Pooh. Great cookies. I’m a little worried about the How to Write a How to Write Book book.

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